Monthly Archives: January 2023

In Which We Wander

While I’m not the greatest mathematician, and perhaps not even a competent one, I know how to count the number of unread books in my house, divide by the number of days in a year, and determine that I have approximately eleventy billion years of reading material ahead of me if I read a book per day and never buy another book again. 

Well, I don’t read a book per day, but I do read a lot. This is largely possible because I read fast-paced books between 45,000 and 60,000 words most commonly; I’m not polishing off Gravity’s Rainbow every three days, and no one should feel bad if they don’t. 

But no matter how large my unread backlog is in the shelves behind me, it’s hard for me to pass by a bookstore without at least checking it out, and it’s hard for me to check it out without walking away with something. I used to only make the mistake of “buying a book I don’t need and can’t make time for,” but there are other types of mistakes I can make now. This is how I now own two copies of James Ellroy’s Brown’s Requiem. One was found at a used bookstore in Ithaca, NY in mass market paperback form, a form I prefer. The second was brand-new and waiting for me at Barnes & Noble. I forgot I bought the first, which is how I came to buy the second.  

Last time I mentioned that Lawrence Block was publishing a lot of his pseudonymous back catalog in either his Classic Crime or Classic Erotica lines. I also mentioned that there are a few books that appeared in both lines, so sexy were their crimes, and so criminal was their sex. Confusing matters even more, sometimes the books would have different titles (I haven’t made this purchasing mistake yet, but give me time). 

I just finished Block’s A Diet of Treacle, published by Hard Case Crime; if you had read it in 1961 when it was first published, it would have been called Pads Are for Passion, published by Beacon Books under a pen name that Block used for mostly erotica. Similarly, The Sex Shuffle and Savage Lover were (much) later reissued by Hard Case Crime as Lucky at Cards and Sinner Man, respectively. $20 Lust reappeared as Cinderella Sims. 

I recently got excited as I thumbed through a book about Manhunt magazine, and saw that there was an unknown-to-me Ross MacDonald story called “The Imaginary Blonde.” It was attributed to John Ross MacDonald, one of his early pen names (before the other John MacDonald was as well known). That initial excitement lasted long enough for me to discover “The Imaginary Blonde” was in fact an alternative title to a story I already had, called “Gone Girl.” 

We all have a complicated relationship with Amazon these days, but I do appreciate that it tells me when I bought something, because as far as books go, I have the middle- or upper-class problem of not remembering what I already own. Not long ago I saw a reprint of an older book that had a very affordable Kindle edition, got excited, and discovered after I clicked on it that I had bought it a few months earlier. Whoops. 

Which brings me to my point: there are lots of ways to screw up lots of different things, even in something so seemingly innocuous as buying or reading a book. Which is why I’m still struggling with whether or not to use one or more pen names for what I write. There was an old joke that authors would use pen names for genre work and save their real name for the serious, literary stuff. I see the appeal here, but I’d likely use my real name for crime fiction and pen names for everything else. 

Because I can easily see readers getting confused when books of different genres appear under the same author name, especially if one relies on Amazon as a platform to keep one’s work organized and available. And because I have a lot of ideas for stories in a few different genres with very little crossover appeal (presumably), this is a problem I’ll eventually have to contend with. Is it a major problem? Well, no, especially for someone who hasn’t published anything in these genres yet; those books-in-progress don’t exist until they’re out there, and they ain’t out there yet. But it is a modern distribution problem, something independent authors have to contend with. 

An example, sticking with Lawrence Block and his many pen names: quite a few of his books have reviews that are some variant of “not up to Block’s usual quality,” which is correct – the book in question was one of his first, was not a crime novel, and wasn’t even something he publicly acknowledged until very recently. But it was listed on his Amazon Author page, and not on a page for Sheldon Lord, the pen name under which the book originally appeared. 

If you want a real chuckle, take a look at some reviews for the books Block wrote under the name John Warren Wells; these were ostensibly written by a medical professional who shared lurid details of the sex lives of numerous “real” people that he interviewed and studied. Of course, it was really Block, and it was all made up. But the reviews make it clear that some readers lack all the context necessary for knowing what the book is, who wrote it, and why. Readers who are fans of one pen name and one genre may not be fans of everything that author writes under all pen names, and keeping everything separate seems pretty practical. To my knowledge, there’s no way to subcategorize on an Amazon Author page (though you can, it seems, organize books by series). 

I share all this because, borrowing from Block and how he began life as a writer, I spent the last few weeks experimenting with short erotic romance writing, and it has been much more fun than I ever thought it would. I have no idea why. I have never read these types of stories, as a genre. I have no idea who major publishers are (Harlequin?), I have no idea who luminary writers in the field are, I have no idea what the most common genre tropes are. But it has been terrific practice for writing characters, and thinking up plot problems that can be solved by sex or connection. 

Why am I sharing this? Because today is January 31st, and I currently have one paying client for my Day Job (which is as a freelance Instructional Designer). All of my writing over the last year has come in the non-contiguous pockets of time when I was not busy with paid client work, and that is scheduled to change no later than Friday, February 17th. That is the last day of my current contract, and as of right now I have no paid work waiting for me when I wake up on Monday, February 20th. Given the lead time that these contracts typically need, it is highly unlikely that something materializes between now and then. 

Meaning: I start my gig as a full-time author on February 20th, for an indeterminate length of time. I decided that what I’m doing first is to write (and publish) romantic fiction under a pen name. I will not be referencing it here, I will take no ownership of it here, it will not appear on any bibliography here. These stories (I have several in progress) have nothing to do with crime. But they have been (to borrow a phrase from Lawrence Block again) a wonderful apprenticeship.

Marijane Meaker (who wrote crime fiction under the pen name Vin Packer) supposedly loved pen names because she could invent a personality with each one. I see the appeal of that, and for whatever reason, the personality I channel when writing a romantic short is the personality most likely to actually, you know, finish a story. Since I want to actually finish things, here we are. I have a theory on why that is, and it has to do with the size of ideas. But we’ve wandered enough for one day, and I’ll pick up that train of thought another day.

Ode to the Mass Market Paperback

I’ve become a very big fan of the midcentury paperback over the last few years. John MacDonald, Lawrence Block, Donald Westlake, Fredric Brown, Evan Hunter, Orrie Hitt, Gil Brewer, Robert Silverberg, and more, along with all of their various pen names. Genre-wise, this is mostly crime and noir, though some of these writers wrote…well, sleaze. I mean, it’s called sleaze, but it’s extremely tame by today’s standards. In 1959, though, it was enough to get you investigated for obscenity; we’re much more obscene today. 

Lawrence Block wrote quite a few of these types of novels when he was starting out, and it took many years for him to own up to having written them, even once famously joking that he was glad that they weren’t printed on acid-free paper, as this way the acid had 50 years to destroy the evidence. But really, while they might be a young writer’s earliest efforts, they’re perfectly readable and often veer pretty close to a crime plot anyway (in fact, Block has two product lines that he self-publishes to bring these books back into print–Classic Crime, and Classic Erotica–and there are a few books that have been printed in both lines). 

OK, OK, this is really just an attempt to argue that I don’t read porn, right? Is it working? They’re mostly crime novels. Yes, they have sex in them, but very little is mechanically described. Still, my wife loves to ask me how the smut is coming when she sees I’m reading. I’m fine with it. 

I’m hardly a collector of these things, but I do own quite a few original 4 inch by 7 inch mass market editions from the 1950s and 1960s, as sometimes that’s the only way to read the book: there’s no Kindle edition, no subsequent reprint, and these things never had hardcover runs. Many of these authors were widely published in their day, published for 35 cents on a giant rack in a drugstore, and are now either out of print, or are having their books brought back into print but in more cost effective multi-novel collections. I both support this and lament it. I support it because these are fun reads, and it’s never good to see an author’s work go out of print and be largely unobtainable. I lament it because it’s not just the book that matters, but the size and shape of the book as well. Reading one of these in a larger 5 inch by 7 inch trade paperback size in an omnibus edition doesn’t feel the same. I know it’s the same story; I don’t care. It doesn’t feel the same. 

The mass market paperback was really what got me reading. When I was younger, this was the size book that most appeared on my shelf and in my hands: Jurassic Park, The Hobbit, anything by Steven King, R.A. Salvatore books about Drizzt set in the Forgotten Realms, Raymond Feist’s Magician series, Ursula K. LeGuin’s A Wizard of Earthsea, Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Michael Crichton’s Sphere, etc. It was a good size for a book, you could easily hold it in a one-handed grip, it could fit in a pocket, I could afford it at age 14, and more. This size book was reading for me. 

Charles Ardai is bringing back a lot of mid century crime books in his Hard Case Crime line, and the first decade or so of his books are all the mass market paperback size. He commented on how at one point they had to find a new printer, and they realized it didn’t make economic sense to do the smaller mass market size anymore, so subsequent books are all the larger “standard” paperback size of today. I can’t say I’m thrilled about it, but he pointed out that at least the covers are bigger so you can better see the cover art. 

Last night I found myself reading, which is not strange. What was slightly strange was that I was reading by the light of a streetlamp, in the middle of an REI parking lot. I was really only able to do it because I put a book into my jacket pocket, and since it was a Robert B. Parker mass market book, it happened to fit. This is also reminiscent of my earliest young adult reading, when I’d bring a book with me wherever we went, even to the mall, when I’d read 30 minutes on the drive to the mall, would read while walking around the mall, and then 30 minutes on the drive back. Nowadays I sneak paperbacks into my pocket whenever I bring my son to baseball or my daughter to gymnastics, then I find a quiet, well-lit place.

A lot of people like to say that having children keeps you young. I have three kids and am not sure how young I feel, though I do love their sense of wonder when they see things for the first time. They’re positively in awe whenever we get to a new hotel room, for example, and are incredibly impressed by amenities that the rest of us have become blind to. They also are still on the upswing as far as experiencing movies and other cultural artifacts like songs, stories, food, and art, and so I do like being near that kind of wonder again. But really, my love for reading has taken a major step forward the last few years, and I have to think my return to the mass market paperback size has something to do with it. 

The stories themselves are meant to be enjoyed in a few hours, as the plots move quickly with a lot of suspense. But it also feels like reading in a way that a lot of my more literary reading never did – that felt like work. Part of the allure of mass market books was always that they were cheap. They were less durable (which in Lawrence Block’s case was a feature rather than a bug), the glue would dry out and fail after enough years passed, the spines would crease, and on and on. But like I said earlier: I could actually afford them. 

They have also been in steady decline for a number of years. Despite the nostalgia I feel for them, this makes sense, as it’s not the format that’s important or notable – it’s the need. The need was for fun adventure stories, full of suspense and action. They needed to be inexpensive, and they needed to be able to be distributed quickly. This is pretty much the domain of the eBook these days, and I don’t think that’s bad, despite the love letter to the mass market paperback that you just read. 

Yes, a little of the romance of holding a book gets lost. But I really don’t think we should lose sight of the fact that the rise of the eBook to fill a pulp need has meant that thousands of writers are able to be independent authors now, and make a pretty decent living at it. For a long time, the traditional publishing industry was set up so that very few authors were making much money. It was the world, as Norman Mailer put it, where a writer could make a killing, but not a living. Or, as The Guardian put it: you can only be a writer if you can afford it. This obviously excludes stories and voices who are from impoverished backgrounds, who cannot afford to take a year to write a book that will probably only net them a few grand. Consequently, we get a lot of well-off authors writing about impoverished characters not from a place of love or of loyalty, but from economic tourism. 

Self-publishing and eBooks have really changed things. There’s the famous story (who knows if it’s apocryphal) of the cowboy lit writer who self-published on Amazon, saw success with a number of books, then was contacted by a major publisher who offered an advance that was quite literally less than a month of his Amazon income. There are non-traditional writers who simply do not need the traditional publishing industry any longer, and while that might terrify the middlemen who rely on the depressed wages of authorship to keep a bloated publishing machine running, it’s a great opportunity for those same authors if they want to strike out on their own and earn more for the same work. 

It’s not that hard to make a book cover. It’s not that hard to make an eBook file. Even if you don’t want to do either of those things, it’s not hard to find someone online to do it for you, and inexpensively. As for editing, a quick look at the Best Selling Amazon eBooks will show that readers are far more forgiving of grammar and style issues than we’ve been led to believe; as long as the story is good, the characters believable, the suspense and tension are real, and the prose fairly clean, then the story can be successful. Despite what our MFA programs tried to instill in us, unique writing style and voice aren’t as important in this world as a compelling story is. 

A major downside of self-publishing is that success at least partially depends on regular publishing, and this means there’s a lot of pressure on writers to write quickly, publish quickly, and move on to the next thing. The appetite for pulpy stories (whether romance, erotica, crime, or sci-fi) is insatiable, and once a writer gets on that particular carousel, there’s no getting off as things are currently constructed; writers must play along with the almighty recommendation algorithm if they want to make this work. 

Since that strategy has the word “algorithm” in it, it might feel new, but it is absolutely not new. All of those mass market noir and sleaze writers I mentioned earlier wrote the same way, except they did it at their typewriters in 1959 rather than at their computers in 2023. Lawrence Block, Robert Silverberg, Donald Westlake, George Simenon – there’s a reason these guys all have hundreds of novels to their credit. Yes, they were following story patterns in how they wrote (hint: this works), but they also had to write 45,000- to 60,000-word novels every couple of weeks to make a career viable. There may not have been a secret algorithm driving that kind of output other than “make money and write a lot,” but it was enough for those writers who could put in the work. 

The mass market paperback might be dying off, but the conditions that made it a viable approach to writing and publishing have returned. Admittedly, I don’t get the same thrill from reading on my Kindle that I get from reading an old paperback, but I do wonder what kind of changes we’ll see in self-publishing over the next few years that might start to change that. I’m pleased that lots of writers stand a chance now. How long these market conditions last, and for how long these writers stand a chance, is another matter entirely. 

The Older They Get

Erle Stanley Gardner is perhaps best known for the recurring character of Perry Mason, but he also wrote 20ish novels (under the pen name A.A. Fair) about Bertha Cool and Donald Lam. If you’re unfamiliar, Cool and Lam kinda-sorta turn some familiar private investigator tropes on their ear, and in a really entertaining way. For starters, Bertha Cool is pushing 300 pounds and is the blunt hard-ass who runs the detective agency, while Donald Lam is about 125 pounds and is a clever, mouthy little weasel. 

One major problem with reading mid-century paperback books is that so many of them are out of print, and it’s hard to read a series in order. Which is how I came to be reading Otto Penzler’s reprint of the first Cool & Lam novel The Bigger They Come recently, despite the fact that I had read later books in the series already. 

As a novel, it’s fun enough. Gardner tells a good story, and since he favors dialogue over description, things move along pretty quickly. Gardner was an attorney, and likely had a bagful of legal anecdotes he could reach into now and again to supply a neat little detail to one of his stories. I always knew the first Cool & Lam story as being the story that featured Gardner’s own discovery of a legal loophole that allowed for someone to commit murder and get away with it in Arizona (a loophole Arizona was quick to close when the book was published). I wasn’t disappointed, as that was a major feature of the plot. 

Although maybe I was a little disappointed? A teensy, weensy bit? The particulars of the loophole don’t enter the story until close to the end, and in some ways it felt a bit like an entirely different story for a few pages as it unfolded. But this I can kind of forgive since it was at least used in an unexpected way, was not the central crime of the book (in fact, it was more interesting than the central crime of the book), and was not woven into the story the way I thought it would be. 

I instead want to focus on something that appeared at the end of the book: a series of discussion questions for readers. I’ll reproduce them here: 

  • Were you able to predict any part of the solution to the case?
  • Aside from the solution, did anything about the book surprise you?
  • Did any aspects of the plot date the story? If so, which ones?
  • Would the story be different if it were set in the present day? If so, how?
  • What role did the setting play in the narrative?
  • For those familiar with Erle Stanley Gardner’s Perry Mason novels, how did this compare?
  • Can you think of any contemporary mystery authors that seem to be influenced or inspired by Erle Stanley Gardner’s writing? 

I actually like these questions, and as the last few words of the novel still tumbled around in my head, I was kind of glad to have something waiting for me to force me to think about what I just read. 

I won’t go through them all here (and I didn’t consider all of them after completing the novel), but there are two that felt more significant to me, and I bolded them above, in case you were wondering what that meant. 

The first question about whether something was predicted is fun, as the answer in my case is “yes.” There’s an ambiguous identity that’s central to the plot, and it is absolutely telegraphed early on in the story. However, that is somewhat forgivable, in my opinion, as this novel was written in 1939 and who knows if your average reader then would pick up on the same things that today’s hyper-reader does. Having read quite a lot of things from this time period in the crime fiction genre, I can only assume that the reading public had not yet been trained in tropes, and it hardly seems fair to ding Gardner some originality points for something he could very well have invented. Loads of stories (including the mysterious one I referred to a couple of weeks ago where someone pretended to be his own twin brother) hadn’t yet overused their plot devices, and no one else had a chance to rip them off. 

As for setting, maybe I missed some important context in the early pages of the novel, but evidently it takes place in Yuma, Arizona, a fact that I was surprised to learn. Given Yuma’s proximity to Mexico, one would think there would be some Spanish language in the novel, but no. One might also think that some aspect of the American Southwest would also play a role – a mention of a certain kind of tree, cactus, bush, bird, lizard, furry animal, giant hat, or cowboy accessory. Heck, even some mention of an architectural detail, mention of the heat, or time zone. It’s not until the end that I felt grounded in a specific place, when there’s a very important car ride between Yuma, AZ and El Centro, CA. And frankly, part of the plot involves a gang of people who relocate from Kansas City. You mean to tell me they chose Yuma

It was pretty weird to spend almost two hundred pages in a book set nowhere in particular only to have the setting become vitally important all of a sudden. These kinds of omissions in stories tend to feel one of the following ways: overlooked, unimportant, or withheld. In this case, it felt withheld. 

Cool & Lam are enjoyable characters, but now and again I read one of these old paperbacks and I realize why it’s out of print. I keep a short list of books I’m searching for affordable copies of, and I have a Great Collector’s Fear, I suppose, that I’ll panic buy something (oh, like Gil Brewer’s 13 French Street) at a higher price because I bump into it in a bookstore somewhere and then disappointingly reach a similar conclusion as with The Bigger They Come: a fun curiosity, but ultimately something that shows its age and isn’t the kind of thing you’d refer to as a reader or writer later on. 

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I do want to be clear about something here, which is that I have no real intention of using this blog space to write book reviews. I wrote (and even published) a number of book reviews quite a few years ago and took no real pleasure from it. In my case, I always felt the subject of my book reviews was, well, me, and not the book. Look how insightful I am! Allow me to interpret this book for you, or at least steer you towards The True Thoughts when you read it on your own! This could have stemmed from how I was reviewing literary books, and that world tends to favor the unusual, whether in craft or criticism. 

Several blogs (or Substacks, these days) that I follow tend to have grab-bag or filler posts, where it’s sometimes book reviews, sometimes restaurant reviews, or even lists of songs that the author is currently enjoying. In addition to avoiding book reviews, I want to avoid that, too. No one wants to read capsule summaries of my life’s various moments, and I certainly don’t want to write them. 

I’m sharing this mostly because the list of questions at the end of the Gardner book were useful, certainly more useful than any insights I had in book reviews I wrote, and they follow on a bit from some of what I wrote recently about dated stories in the crime fiction genre. There is an enormous back catalog of quick, fun diversionary reads in the crime fiction world, and I’m not sure that “datedness” or “predictability” are enough to disqualify enjoyment. Lord knows I myself am trying to write the stuff, and who knows what kind of Sell By date will get invisibly stamped on whatever I manage to finish…